Let’s be friends…with benefits.

Hi new friend! Thank you for coming to my friendship page. You know I’m joking about the benefits part, right? No sexual benefits. I’m actually a huge prude. Or quite wholesome. However you wanna look at it. But I mean, there are most def inherent benefits in being my friend. Like I’m super kind and supportive and authentic, and if you want advice, I’ll always do my best to give you good advice. And I’m a good listener! It’s kinda in my name. The Hebrew meaning for “Samuel” is listens to God… but I think, given the patriarchal view that women with strong opinions are CRAZY, “Samantha” probably means listens to the voices in her head…and can’t be trusted…. Ugh. Whatever, girls rule and boys drool 4-ever. Anyway, one of these days I’ll have a more sophisticated website/stickers/business card/qr code situation, but for now, links and words! Here they are! Find me and connect with me and let’s be friends!